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How Many Licks Does It Take: Ambiguity Still Exists No Thanks To Owls.

August 5th, 2013 No comments

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Why do some ask Owls that question?  Hoo cares and STFU already says all owls — I read that.

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I’m still confused — Is that a decimal point or comma above?  The world may never know.

August Is National Sandwich Month: High Five Or Ten To That.

August 1st, 2013 No comments

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Sandwich, Handwich (and Panini’s too) — It’s time for this many of them in August.

Greatest Food Mystery Soon To Be Solved: We Keep Chicken The Mail.

July 29th, 2013 No comments

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Ideal Topping Reference: Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Olives & Pineapple.

July 22nd, 2013 No comments

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If unlimited toppings, add Jalapenos, Artichoke Hearts and Roasted Garlic to the Pizza.

It’s Getting Hot Out Here So Take Off All Your Peel.

June 27th, 2013 No comments

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Where’s a Pool O’Ranch, some Oil, a Jacuzzi, a little Salt or a good Salad — It’s time for a tan.

Pretty In Purple Deviled Eggs: It’s All About The Beet Juice Baby.

June 19th, 2013 No comments

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Pretty in Purple Deviled Eggs — Any Deviled Egg recipe will do.  It’s the addition of Beet Juice that makes them pretty in purple.  Once boiled the Eggs were peeled, and then soaked in Beet Juice in the fridge for a day, way longer than necessary to give them a striking color.

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It only takes minutes to give the Eggs color — Less time in Beet Juice yields more of a contrast between the purple and white (a purple ring), and more time in makes ’em mostly purple.

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The Beet Juice imparts a sweet, earthy flavor into the Eggs adding a tasty dimension.

The Sweetest Happy Father’s Day Card In The World.

June 14th, 2013 No comments

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Happy Father’s Day to all great Dads in Heaven and on earth — Life is sweet because of y’all.

Oh Crap, I Forgot To Go To Work Today: Happy Birthday To Us.

June 5th, 2013 No comments

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Happy Birthday fellow June Birthday family and friends — This is your shared birthday card.

Cupcakes On National Hamburger Day In National Hamburger Month.

May 28th, 2013 No comments

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Today is National Hamburger Day in May, National Hamburger Month — It’s okay, have one.

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The only way to have a Cupcake is with a Brownie in the middle — It’s the Burger part of the pictured Hamburger Cupcake.  To make the rest, simply cut a Yellow Cake Cupcake in half, top with a round-cut Brownie, yellow (for Mustard), red (for Ketchup) and green (for Lettuce) Frosting, and then top with other half of the Cupcake and Sesame Seeds.  Dessert of the day.

Ever Wonder What A Raw, Frozen Egg Looks Like Inside?

May 12th, 2013 No comments

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Have you ever wondered what a raw, frozen Egg looks like underneath its shell?

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We wanted to know, thus froze an Egg and dropped it on the concrete to see what happens.

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It didn’t crack, shatter or peel, like I hoped — We had to peel it, but it wasn’t hard to do.

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Our frozen Egg looked like this (below) underneath its shell.

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It was somewhat clear with an opaque cloudy line running through it.

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We threw it down (shell-less) a couple more times, but it wouldn’t crack.

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So we power washed it until it mostly disappeared onto now smelly grass — Hhmmmm.

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The Yolk became more and more visible.

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We won’t have to wonder what it looks like anymore — Check 🙂 .

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Ta-da!  The Yolk wouldn’t disappear fast enough, so we gave it to the Dog.  He’s still alive.

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We probably should of cut it in half, but it’s too late now and our curiosity is satisfied.

Bagels, Lox & Cream Cheese For Breakfast: Matt Is That You?

May 9th, 2013 No comments

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Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese and the usual accompaniments, Onions, Tomatoes, Capers, Baby Greens and tactically scored Cheese for teeth, could start your day off with a laugh — Der.

What’s Your Happiness Level Throughout The Day?

May 6th, 2013 No comments

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Does your daily happiness level look like this?  Mine does.

Cinco De Mayo: Cookies, Fruit Palm Trees & Post Margarita Texts.

May 4th, 2013 No comments

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Happy Cinco de Mayo amigos — Ideas regarding what to make, eat and drink are here.

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I hope not to receive any drunnnnk texts from this dog.  Be on alert. 😉

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How about this for a Cinco de Mayo Breakfast?  Assembled Kiwis, Bananas & Tangerines.

Seinfeld Food Related Moments: How About An Eclair From The Trash?

May 2nd, 2013 No comments

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Seinfeld is still one of my all-time favorite shows — See (20) of its food related moments here.

Eating A Banana In Public Can Be Tricky For Anyone: Just Bite It Man.

May 1st, 2013 No comments

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Best to slice ’em for Bananas Foster, Banana Cream Pies, Banana Bread, Banana Splitsetc.

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Photo credits here and here.

Counterintelligence As It Relates To Food: Does It Matter Here?

April 21st, 2013 No comments

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I prefer an Iced Tea and small Cheeseburger, but like the photo and others linked here.

Happy April Fools’ Day: Twenty-Four Hours To Bite At Your Own Risk.

April 1st, 2013 No comments

April Fools Day Food

May your day be filled with Jelly Belly Corn on the Cob, quartered Orange Starbursts, Green Apple Runts, Caramel Sauce Gravy, Yellow Starburst Butter and Graham Cracker Chicken.

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Don’t pass up allowable time to pull one over — Photo credit and recipes are here and here.

Food Relatives: How Many Things Can Be Derived From One?

March 20th, 2013 No comments

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How many things can you make from a Potato?  The list would be long.  One more sibling in this scenario might be Chili Cheese Fries — Our list of ‘where to find the best’ is here.  One of my favorite things to do is to see how many dishes I can make with the same ingredient.  Did you see all the Avocados we received?  Stay tuned to see what we made (and did) with them.

Avocados In Hand: What To Make With Them Soon To Be Served.

March 15th, 2013 No comments

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Hands suitable to prepare the many AVOCADO dishes that’ll be pictured here soon.  We’re creatively enjoying our California Avocado Commission Avocados as Avocado Ice Cream, etc.

Sometimes Pizza Delivery Is Easiest And Best For All.

March 11th, 2013 No comments

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It’s easy being cheesy.

Ultra-Cool Hot Gadget: How To Grill A Hip Chicken.

March 6th, 2013 No comments

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This Chicken plans to cross many roads — Don’t ask why.  He’s already on the other side.

The Bad & The Funny Behind The Food Scene: Enjoy, Sweetheart.

March 4th, 2013 No comments

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Radiohead Bakery: They Wish They Were Special.

February 13th, 2013 No comments

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Whatever makes you happy, whatever you want — Music related to food has a place here.